rakshaasa:

grawly:

kingcheddarxvii:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

punpunichu:

Jaws Theme (Disco Version)

Finally I can use this gif

I’ve been sitting here for five minutes trying to think of a way to articulate what I’m feeling but I am too lost in the funky shark rhythm

@xotlacueponi

rakshaasa:

grawly:

kingcheddarxvii:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

punpunichu:

Jaws Theme (Disco Version)

Finally I can use this gif

I’ve been sitting here for five minutes trying to think of a way to articulate what I’m feeling but I am too lost in the funky shark rhythm

@xotlacueponi

unprofessionalartist:

asimpleram:

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

It’s him, Julius xi/xir

keperaz:

how’d they even end up in jail

hopepunk-humanity:

Highly recommend injecting a little whimsy into your life. Say hello to gravestones. Pretend the raindrops on your window are racing. When small children stare at you, wave. My grandfather had a studded belt that started losing its studs. He replaced them with googly eyes. Do what you can to make your life a bit lighter

syscourse-misinfo:

A LOT OF THINGS CAN BE TRAUMATIC FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 10

I CAN’T STRESS THIS ENOUGH

WATCHING YOUR PARENTS FIGHT ALMOST EVERYDAY CAN BE TRAUMATIC

BULLYING CAN BE TRAUMATIC

BEING YELLED AT FOR DOING MINOR MISTAKE CAN BE TRAUMATIC

NOT GETTING PROPER ACCOMODATION AND COPING MECHANISM FOR YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS CAN BE TRAUMATIC

NEGLECT CAN BE TRAUMATIC

STRESSED OUT FROM BEING “GIFTED CHILD” CAN BE TRAUMATIC

YOU WERE A CHILD

kyojuuros:

@animangacreators​ challenge #9: action genre
→ kimetsu no yaiba + favorite power up

yellowraincoat:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

obsessed where stories where it is like. the mistakes are unfixable and the worst thing that could happen happened and nothing can go back to how it was. but there was still love in this and love will continue after this and love endures always.

The natural companion post to my favorite post

vetisntdead:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

creekfiend:

creekfiend:

Actually forget every other post about “primal” feelings and actions, the most connected to my early hominid ancestors i have ever felt in my LIFE is when slowly following an increasingly panicked sheep. I believe that slowly following ungulates is the most primally human activity in existence

That moment when the sheep has run a few times and visibly realizes that you just keep slowly walking at it and are not going anywhere and you can see it thinking “oh fuck this isn’t how being chased is supposed to work” rockets me back in time several hundred thousand years

Hey quick question OP why are you bullying a sheep

To give it medication

eruden-writes:

shortgremlinman:

beowulf22121:

anon-e-has-a-tmblr:

sub-at-omicsteminist:

Astronomy I-

Archaeology: it is mandatory, it is ritualic.

Fun fact about archeology!

if it’s a rock and you lick it, your tongue got a little dirty.

If it’s a bone, it sticks to your tongue.

Bones remember being inside a body where they could be wet all the time, and they want to return to that state.

Cheers science side of Tumblr. Never say that again though

“Bones remember being inside a body where they could be wet all the time, and they want to return to that state.”

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teaboot:

ot3:

my problem is that i dont want to be a professional artist but i also have never wanted to do anything but be an artist

wanna get sponsored by a lord so I can live on one of their many sprawling estates and make funny little paintings until I die of consumption

transhaunting:

transhaunting:

i feel like people are getting way too nice to tumblr staff right now. i don’t think all of them are bad obviously, and i know their quirky jokes are funny, but i also feel like they’re rapidly commercializing the site and killing the atmosphere and usability of it in the process. we can’t keep blorboifying them we need to instill fear in their hearts. hope this helps!

don’t get me wrong it’s the nature of capitalism and i’m not against putting some kind of monetary stuff on it. i’m not against blazing, or even tumblr plus, or the mart or anything. it’s the fact that they’re putting trackers on the links and making it so going directly to a blog is so much harder, it’s making it so you can’t read full posts logged out, it moved the tumblr mart button to where the BLOGS button was for like, ever, it replaced the search with tumblr live, and again- i’m not like “against tumblr live,” but you’re completely killing the flow of how the app is supposed to work. you’re making it harder to search and see your own blog than it is to spend money on a site that can’t even fix its bot problem. ridiculous.

adelphicoracle:

schaudwen:

striders:

at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial

this is why elon suddenly hired a praetorian guard

The Ides of March is almost here, and I have this great idea for how to celebrate this year!